Most of the FACEBOOK materials published here are collected from the FACEBOOK itself and are found to be highly popular among different circles.
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I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks FABULOOOOUS!
"How do I look?" Friend: "You look fine." Good Friend: "You look really pretty." Best Friend:"You look horrible"
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They say to dream big but did they say for how long?
A banker is someone who will lend you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.
Happiness comes to those who Smile
If you miss anything in life, don`t fill your eyes with tears... it may hide yet another beautiful thing standing in front of you......
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. - Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Have you ever noticed that “lol” looks like a drowning man? I don’t think he was laughing out loud..
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
I made up a quote ages ago and I still love it
Facebook is like jail; you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
Just because this isn’t a fairytale doesn’t mean people can’t live happily ever after.
Never leave the person you LOVE for the person you LIKE; because the person you like will leave you for the person they love..
That awkward moment when your left with a friend of a friend, and there`s silence until the other friend returns.
Life is full of fake people, before you decide to judge them, make sure you are not one of them.
Over-thinking ruins you. Ruins the situation, twists things around, makes you worry & just makes everything much worse than it actually is
The truly intelligent person is the one who pretend to be a fool infront of a fool who pretends to be intelligent.
Loving someone who loves another one is just like hugging a cactus. The more you hug the more it hurts.
Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏. What I see: ∮₪₮￦￡. What the nurse sees: Aspirin.
Life is weird, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.
If anyone catches me singing in my car, my immediate reaction is to stare at them until it is equally awkward for both of us.
Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
If I don’t answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more times isn’t going to make me answer.
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different.
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